Calvin's Christmas

today you'll see what i got for christmas. Oh by the way I'm using my NEW flip camera.

How Cute and Hyper is Henry!?

This morning I come upstairs to find Henry wrestling Mom because he doesn't want his diaper on. Henry was giggling like crazy but Mom looked like she was having contrary feelings. I decided to help Mom in her struggles by tickling him therefore making it so he can not fight Mom. That's the cute side of Henry. Now I'm sitting here blogging when Henry is running against the door and hurting himself, yet he keeps doing it. That's the hyper side of Henry.

A Poem Written By Me

Thanksgiving is a time to say thank you
A time for saying things completely new.
A time for getting closer together to the few
Who love you.


Thanksgiving is a time for fun and games
A time for coming, even on trains.
A time for loving and getting together
(And writing blogs).

playdoh world 1

The New Discovery

See if you can spy any thing different

No Clothes?........Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

Okay I got in the shower get out to find my pants drawer empty. Nice (I'm being sarcastic). So I go upstairs and see that all my pants are in the washing machine. So then Mom comes down and says: "No clothes? ........ Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh so then she tells me to go downstairs and get on my sweats and my robe. Very nice. So now I'm typing this because after my Mom advised me to sweats and a robe she says: "Why don't you go blog, you haven't blogged for a while." yes I haven't, and to all my readers out there I'm sorry for not blogging in a long time. So I felt bad so I just started blogging about my clothes problem. And the rest is History!

So the moral of this story is no pants makes you feel a deep urge to blog.

MY AWESOME silly story

One day I went to Yellowstone. I found a buffalo!!!! My dad helped me bring my buffalo home. I named him Bullet. Bullet was soft, brown, and his horns were sharp and shiny and white. Bullet is 10 feet tall and wide. His favorite toy is me.

I took bullet for a walk around the park. All the sudden somebody roped and took him!!! It was the police!!! The police took him to the down town zoo. He tried to escape but it was to tall. It was 19,999 feet tall.


And then they took him to the creepy jail up town. and so I went to jail up town and the police just barely closed the cage. And he let me inside. I brought a bazooka and blew up the cage then escaped!

AND CELEBRATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Halloween Pictures II

Calvin and his cane

Calvin and Jack



Jack, Millie, Henry, and Calvin

Halloween Pictures

This is me trying to flip a quarter and not having any luck.

(If you look really closely you can see the quarter in my hair.)
our attacking stances.
DEATH TO BATMAN!

Me and Millie, isn't she adorable?

I now pass it over to my brother Calvin

Myths Galore

I have always been fascinated by myths, I mean any myth, Roman, Native American. Any myth! But I love Greek, I think it's very interesting, I mean they all had power over a certain thing! My favorite Greek god is Poseidon I love the ocean and Poseidon has control over it. it's really cool (in my opinion). I used to pronounce a whole bunch of names wrong like I called Hermes, Herms and Poseidon, Poisidon (poisidawn) my parents had a laugh over that.




I thought It was pretty disgusting when Kronos ate his own children but who could blame him, when he was in control of everything and told his own son would overthrow him. For those who don't know the ending: Kronos's wife tricked him into eating a rock when Kronos thought he was eating Zeus. Zeus grew up in secret and eventually went to overthrow his father, Zeus gave him a magic potion that made it so he burped up his siblings. Now understand that they wore immortal and just grew up in Kronos's belly. Kronos was cut into a million tiny pieces and thrown into tartarus (which is the darkest part of the under world). I get adrenaline just recalling the tale.


see why I love Greek mythology so much? It's awesome isn't it? I LOVE greek mythology.



want another story? If so read on, if not, STOP READING!





Glad you want more, okay here goes: Aphrodite the goddess of love was married to Haphaestus the god blacksmith, but Aphrodite didn't intend to stay faithful to him. She was the goddess of love after all, she wears a magic girdle around her neck that makes any mortal fall in love with her. Once Aphrodite found herself at a wedding. Eris goddess of discourt brought a golden apple labled MOST BEAUTIFUL Aphrodite assumed that was her but Hera, Zeus's wife thought she was most beatiful, but Athena goddess of war and wisdom thought she was most beautiful, Paris a mortal man was supposed to be the judge. He chose Aphrodite as the most beautiful. In return Aphrodite made the princess of Troy fall in love with Paris (Paris wasn't from Troy). The two ran off and got married starting the Trojan war. This was not the first time Aphrodite's meddling got men into trouble.






But enough about the goddess of love. There are other powerful females like Circe. Circe was exiled to a distant island named Aeaea, after she poisoned her husband. The hero Odysseus came to her island while looking for a cyclops named Polyphemus, when he landed on her island Circe turned all his sailors into pigs, on his way to confront Circe he met Hermes the messenger of the gods he gave him a herb that made him immune to magic, good thing to, Circe attempted to turn Odysseus into a pig too but failed thanks to the herb. Odysseus forced Circe to turn his men back to humans. Circe fell in love with Odysseus and gave him very valuable information without it Oddysseus would have perished. She convinced him to stay with her for a year. See! it's not just the men who are powerful.

I think I've written enough. Oh, and by the way

MYTHS ROCK !

Going through the ages

This is my first blog and I thought that we could review my ages.

here's me at six weeks old.

this is me at 6 months old.

one year old,

two,

three,

four,

five,

six,

and seven.

THE END

Halloween, Blogging, and more

Today is Halloween, and it's also my first time blogging. A lot of my relatives are already blogging. I have a partner, who is also my brother. He is dying to blog but something is wrong with his e-mail address. My name is Jack and my brother is Calvin. We own a Batman Lego game. We have decided we want to be batman villains for Halloween. I'm Harvey Two-face and Calvin's the Riddler. Oh, I love Italics. This is my first time blogging as I have said before.

This is Harvey Two-Face
once again, love the Italic

This is the Riddler